Translation:
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With Vodka
This morning I wanted to add
vodka to my cereal, but
didn't. An hour later,
helping customers find plate
settings for twelve, I wished
I had drank the vodka.
One woman who couldn't find
her coupon (but was in a
"giant rush") said I looked
calm in the face of adversity.
I calmly told her to go to
hell, and walked right out.
That didn't happen, but it
could have, with vodka. /
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jb
LOVED this one! Just switch out "cereal" for "OJ" and replace "place settings with "skinny jeans" and I'm right there with you.
ReplyDeleteRock on, Lady!
My daydreaming of slapping unruly customers is what keeps me alive! :)
ReplyDeleteThis one made me laugh a lot sister.
ReplyDeleteHeheh.
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